Boob Bonanza Paparazzi goes wild. The campaign reportedly rejects her. I can't go to a restaurant? Producers admit to dropping LiLo for " insurance reasons. Lindsay is then seen in a black outfit spinning around a pole and then crawling on stage at a strip club, spreading her legs as a group of guys watch before she gets up and dances around the pole some more. The erotic thriller , which just hit Netflix today , began its life with lots of promise, namely because it was blessed with a terrific pedigree; it was penned by Bret Easton Ellis American Psycho, Less Than Zero and directed by Paul Schrader American Gigolo. In them, we see an actress whose comedic talents were overshadowed by her sex appeal, a woman who is cannily aware of her pinup status, yet is also beginning to show her 36 years. Her breasts are larger than Marilyn's were. Dozens of nip slips, side boobs, and underboobs. Despite rumors of a Lohan-Best feud, the world ultimately concludes these are either images of a porn star who resembles LiLo, or some ambiguous video we're never going to see, anyway, so who cares. The Canyons is NOT a good movie. I Know Who Killed Me Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan wearing a red bustier, black panties, and garters as she walks on stage at a strip club and spins around a pole slowly. Well, as we mentioned up top, The Canyons is not a good film. At the height of her boozy trainwreck rumors, she acquires a "Ninety Days" sober chip from Alcoholics Anonymous and affixes it to her right breast before parading by the paparazzi. In coming months, Lindsay will check into rehab twice, be arrested for driving under the influence twice, and plead guilty to DUI and misdemeanor cocaine possession once. Six weeks after she had posed, Monroe was found dead of an apparent barbiturate overdose.